One day you will place your last Minecraft block.
Not if I take it with me after death
white: hey have you listened to [classic rock band/song]
me: no im latina
Sorry but that’s like asking me, “Have you listened to Juanes or Fetty Wap?” and me responding, “No I’m a white woman”.
Your ethnicity doesn’t preclude you from potentially being exposed to certain music genres.
me: jokes
white: *crying uncontrollably* we are all one music genre….. the human genre
Imagine being like OP
(via thebootydiaries)
ixq:
self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys
No self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.
self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes
Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting
if you touch my birthday cake ill make you eat your hands
(via thebootydiaries)
(via junkdyke)
parenting an angsty teen
leak the full track
Me from 2005-2009 like literally
leak the dad’s track instead
I want a full version of the dad’s track
(via kingvyta)